Monday, November 03, 2008

Dear Agency Hack

Wait... That's the amazing UBI you come up with to boost your client's
brand? "You Order. We Deliver." Wow. Was that a crazy all-nighter
filled with mood boards and cold Chinese food? The call to action is
engaging and, quite frankly, a little overwhelming. I'm still a little
woozy from the idea of your client delivering something I've ordered.

It's nice to see that four years of Liberal Arts studies spent at the

local commuter college in a mushroom-induced haze have finally paid off for you.

Bravo, Captain. "Bravo", I say.

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