"Hi, I'm A Desperate Attempt to Stop Bleeding Market Share..."

"... and it's quite obvious that I cannot come up with any original ideas; that's why I've stolen the idea for this commercial from my top competitor, the same way I've been stealing their technology ideas for 25 years. Yes, I'm a PC, which means that using creative programs to edit movies or images on this old OS is like building a house with a pair of pliers. Sure, my OS is completely outdated, buggy and insecure, but who cares? We want to get all the mileage we can out of DOS: it's still in there! Mac OS and Linux are more stable, more secure and easier to use, but we don't care. We don't have to! We'll keep hawking this lumbering piece of bloatware until we die or until we wise up, the latter of which is highly unlikely. I'm A PC."

Morons.

Since the World is Only 5,000 Years Old, Let's Start Fresh.

McCain. Sound Judgment.
Originally uploaded by The Searcher

Derek Chatwood is a talented illustrator who has hit the nail on the thick skull head of the recent Republican efforts to appear as if they have their act together. This is pure desperation, and on top of it, they hired a religious zealot who has nothing in common with most intelligent, voting Americans.

It would have been perfect if she gave her acceptance speech while speaking in tongues, riding the back of a Jesus Lizard.

Cover/Words: Derek Chatwood (All his rights are reserved.)

Yes, It's Real

Tempting, and very real.