Delete. Delete. Delete.

Here are more words and phrases that need to be struck from use immediately. Hearing them means that trouble and heartache will soon darken your door.

1. Let's take that offline.
   
2. Strategize
   
3. Low-hanging fruit
4. I know a little Flash.
5. Chillaxin'
   
6. Here are my digits.
7. Net-Net
8. Re-imagine
   
9. Bokeh (unless you are actually speaking Japanese)
10. Crocs
    
11. El Torito
12. Bill O'Reilly
    

Secret to Success #3

It might seem de rigeur for the rest of us, but there are people out there who don't know what to do in a business environment. That said, here is another tip for getting ahead in business.

Pencil sharp? Take note:

Shine your shoes.

:: wild applause ::

Oh, and Guys: none of your colleagues should ever see your feet.

Secret to Success #2

Another tip for making your way through the complicated morass of the business world.

Ready? Here it is:

Learn to spell properly.

:: wild applause ::

My Armor Is at The Cleaners...

Hanging with the guys. Go Empire!

Photo by Paul Sears.

Packing A Powerful Punch

Me with The Green Hornet and Kato. Word.

Photo by Paul Sears.

The Usual Crew

Quite the popular spectacle here at the show.

Iron Monger

What doesn't kill you...

makes you stranger.

Lou Ferrigno

Me: "Mr. Ferrigno: May I please take a photo with you?"
Lou: :: condescending smirk::
Lou's Handler: "It's $20 with your camera or $30 with ours."
Me: "No, thank you."

Jerk.

He Found Her!

At the Con

Oh, yeah. I'm ready. Bring it on.

Waiting in Line

The line for the train to Comic-Con stretches for miles. Thankfully,
we're near the front.

Good Luck with That

You deserve each other.

Secret to Success

Here's a tip for making it in business. Sure, it might seem to be a bit "old school", but I'm going to go out on a limb and say that your success might very depend on this small bit of advice.

Are you sitting down? Ready to receive knowledge? Here it is:

Tuck in your shirt.

:: wild applause ::

The Trip Home

Um... Wow.

I am truly honored.

Ding, Dong: The Norm is Dead

Face the truth: Palm is dead in the water, and the Crackberry has taken a fatal shot. The new iPhone push tech, along with Exchange integration, makes anything else a sad, pathetic also-ran.

There is no way anyone can argue that a small, pixelated screen is a better user experience, especially when it's attached to a true handheld computer.

Fanboy? You're damn skippy, I am, and for good reason.

Proof? You got it.

Mochi Creme Ice Cream

Yum. Totally yum.

Who Can Resist?